Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2003 - I Don't FEEL Tardy. . .
Friday, Nov. 28, 2003 - Mom, What's Indie Cred? Part II
Friday, Nov. 28, 2003 - I Do More By 5 PM Than You Do By Noon (?)
Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003 - And the People are Long-Winded, Too.
Thursday, Nov. 06, 2003 - Today Was a Horrible Day.
Wednesday, Nov. 05, 2003 - My Fake Boyfriend.
Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 - I'm Slowly Getting My Shit Together
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 - Open Letter to the Man or Woman Who Left Note Reading "I STILL LOVE YOU" on My Bike
Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 - Next They'll Eat My Soul
Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2003 - I Could Just Get Fabio to Carry Me to the Fridge
Monday, Jul. 21, 2003 - Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
Saturday, Jul. 12, 2003 - I Still Can't Breathe Through My Nose
Monday, Jun. 09, 2003 - My Grandpa Had a Hat that Said "Damned Seagulls" With Fake Bird Poop On It
Monday, May. 19, 2003 - Right now.
Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2003 - Seasonal Affective Disorder
Monday, Apr. 28, 2003 - . . .Or I Could Send the Monkey in My Place.
Sunday, Apr. 27, 2003 - The Truth As I Know It
Saturday, Apr. 26, 2003 - a brief memorial
Saturday, Apr. 12, 2003 - Productivity is at a Standstill
Sunday, Mar. 30, 2003 - Furious George, What Happened to your Beautiful Face?
Friday, Mar. 28, 2003 - Is That a Laptop on your Handlebars?
Sunday, Mar. 02, 2003 - Another Piece of the "Why's She So Crazy Again?" Puzzle
Sunday, Feb. 16, 2003 - Quote of the Week
Sunday, Feb. 09, 2003 - Another One of My Pet Peeve's
Friday, Jan. 31, 2003 - U$A! U$A!
Wednesday, Jan. 29, 2003 - The Biggest Pet Peeve IN THE WORLD!
Thursday, Jan. 23, 2003 - Shocking Revelations of the Week
Tuesday, Jan. 07, 2003 - CptnInternet: Now Accepting Applications
Wednesday, Jan. 01, 2003 - Twenty-Ought-Three: The Year Of CptnInternet

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